The following is a transcription of a recent interview between a Rival Screen Printing Staff Member and a T-shirt. Rival Staff: Hello T-shirt, I'd like to start off the interview by wishing you a happy birthday! You don't look a day over...well, aren't you brand new? T-Shirt: Yes, I'm freshly…

It can be difficult to decide what to wear in the morning. Some days it may be hard to pick between two shirts, so perhaps you wear both (ideal for cold days). However, Sri Lankan native Sanath Bandara seems to be very indecisive. In 2011 he broke the Guinness World…